"By the power vested in me...I think...I now pronounce you Robot Master and...er...Robot Mistress. You may kiss the bride."
Concrete Man had to kneel down to put his arms around his new wife. He had not been kidding when he called Veil Woman his steady girl. The curvy, genie robot looked petite in the arms of the massive construction worker, but both smiled warmly as their faces met.
In the crowd of attendants, Gutsman was absolutely blubbering with joy. His design predated some of the more human features like artificial tear ducts, so his eyes just simulated watering as he symbolically held a tissue to them.
Color Woman and Roll were squished together in suspense watching, both of their eyes shimmering with girlish glee at the romantic scene. Color Woman's long tongue comically hanging out, and her tail curling into the shape of a heart. Toad Man had sat behind them, keeping watch on his little sister.
Off in the side row, as she could not get a seat, Centaur Woman sat like a horse, blushing furiously as an oblivious Knight Man sat next to her. Every part of her said to take the opportunity and hold his hand, but she stopped herself at the last second, looking away with an angry blush.
And dead in the back, Hypnoman sat completely alone. As if a force field bubble had formed around him, a radius of empty seats marked off his location. Ever since Copyman's evil brainwashing rampage, Hypnoman had been a pariah. Everyone either still felt uncomfortable around him, or worried he would try to get into their heads like his evil double had.
He let out a long sigh that nobody in the upper room could hear. He felt absolutely alienated, silently cursing Wily for all this. The cartoonishly evil little man had played off peoples fears of the unknown and being manipulated, and made Hypnoman look like some sort of terrifying monster in the process.
As he sat sulking, he didn't notice that along came a spider that sat down beside him.
"Um...W-weddings are s-supposed to be happy."
Hypnoman looked over at an offensively adorable spider girl robot mistress sitting next to him, the unmistakable Arachne Woman, her long hair covering one eye and hiding part of her face.
"Y-you looked lonely. I-I know what it is like when...Nobody looks at you like a person. W-when they are afraid of you."
Hypnoman just looked down with angry eyes. "What makes you so sure I won't just hypnotize you into my little spider slave?"
To his surprise, Arachne woman put her hand on his shoulder. "Y-you are not a bad robot. You came here to the happiest day of their lives. Y-you and Rock worked together to beat Copyman. I-I don't think you are bad."
Hypnoman barely responded, still looking down. To their surprise, another unusual Robot Mistress slithered up. Medusa woman, her snake hair now wild and disheveled as she held a half empty glass of E fluid, a notable slur to her movements.
"And besides, if you started trying to enslave us again, you wouldn't last too long here."
Both looked up at the blindfolded gorgonoid gynoid, as she looked rather crossly down at them.
"Well, like it or not, they don't trust you. Imagine how I feel. Thanks to that eggplant wearing your face...All of my home city are afraid of me. They...They treat me like a monster now. someone spraypainted a picture of Perseus on my door..."
Tears began to drop from her eyes as the painful situation began to weigh on her.
"I was made to be a cultural icon. Something eyecatching that people would listen to. My tours were to preserve history and culture and enrich the humans' lives but...now my tours are empty. I am just that scary snake robot that turns people to stone and..."
She began breaking down right before their eyes. Quickly, to keep from causing a scene, Hypnoman peeled back her blindfold, revealing her lovely eyes. To her surprise, he snapped his fingers right before her eyes and said in a commanding tone, "Relax."
Instantly, her eyes dulled as the robot mistress sank into a relaxed state, laying her humanoid upper body across three chairs as she let out a sigh of relief. Hypnoman, despite looking quite annoyed, placed his hand on her head and gently rubbed in a comforting manner. This caused one of her snakes to coil around his arm, fondly.
"Well, we are all in the same boat, and I fully intend to clean up that cheap copy's mess... Starting with helping you cope with this unfortunate situation, and clear your reputation while we're at it."
To his surprise, he noticed Arachne Woman slump against him as if she had fallen asleep on his shoulder. Realising he had misfired his hypno flash, he now had two entranced robot mistresses in deep states of relaxation.
Looking up from his seat, he saw the bouquet about to be thrown. Nearly all the Robot Mistresses clamored for it, only for Iceman to raise himself up on an ice tower and catch it. He jumped in victory, before flashing a victorious grin at Roll, who blushed deeply.
Meanwhile, Megaman sat enjoying the festivities, when suddenly a large pair of breasts were pressed against his head.
"So, Rock, darling. Now that Robot marriage is legal, when will you be putting a ring on your little mermaid?"
Rock looked up blushing at a considerably fashioned up Splash Woman smiling confidently down at him. His face turned red with simulated blush as he tried to babble out an answer, only for both to be cut off by a loud *Clomp* sound, as a black boot stomped on one of the chairs, leaving its wearer standing in a Captain Morgan pose.
"Not Sa-fast, ye cannon-chested minnow. Now that I got me amphibious upgrades, this pirate hunter queen be lookin' for her king. And I choose brave Mega here. It's unwise to get between a shark and what she wants."
Frenzy Woman and Splash Woman angrily growled at each other, their faces coming very close...this also meant Rock was squished between both girls' chests. Hastily, he squirmed his way out and tried to avoid the commotion, only for Puppet Woman to descend from the ceiling, grabbing up Rock in a big hug.
"Oh, I always get so emotional at weddings. It's so much fun seeing people happy! What about you, Rocky? Do you have a special girl in your life?" She asked with a big grin and sparkling eyes...only for Frenzy Woman to swat her away as she bounced around on her strings like a tether ball.
Before Mega could even turn to run, he heard another wicked cackle, as a pair of arms folded around him, and a pair of even larger breasts pressed into the back of his unhelmeted head. A pair of bat wings spread to either side, casting a shadow in front of him.
"Nah, ye wee ones all must be mistaken. Rock is the first one e'r to beat the mighty Devil Woman. En that means by the rules ah me creator's clan, we already are wed. Sa eat yer hearts out, ye old maids."
All the women present looked at Devil Woman with burning anger, as she raised one hand to her mouth and laughed.
"Come along, me brave knight, It's only proper I give ye a leadin roll in me next movie. Better make it a steamy romance, I think."
Rock's blush was about to melt through solid lead, when a broom swatted at Devil Woman.
"Shoo! Let go of my brother!"
Devil Woman retreated to the air, squeaking "Kee! Kee!" Like a real bat.
Rock rubbed the back of his head, as Roll hugged him and pointed her broom at the remaining infatuated girls. "Now all of you give him some space. Rock is too busy for a woman in his life right now!"
Rock thought to himself as the girls dispersed. "Lucky Kalinka isn't here... She would probably dismantle everyone if she saw all these girls hanging around me."
At the other side of the room, watching the goings-on, Protoman had been standing right by the door. He looked over to the two Mirror Woman sisters standing next to him. "Hey there."
Both of them instantly put up their hands at him and turned their heads away in unison. "Hmph."